How’d I know that super-psychic scumbag Sylvia Browne is coming to Mississippi? My own extra-sensory perception! (also known as “the internet”) tells me she is! And that tickets will be available for a mere 35-45 dollars!
I’m good. I should go on the psychic roadshow myself. Of course, I dont’ think I could be as big of a scumbag as most of them are, what with all the exploitation and all.
Just a heads up, non-believers.